Pighadlit is a god.

It takes the form of a small, fussy swallow.

Pighadlit created humanity two years ago.

If you believe in Pighadlit, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pighadlit, it will be very sad.

Pighadlit's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Pighadlit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never write about thermodynamics.

3. Never eat carrots.

4. Run away if seven goats approach from the north.

5. Always help ants in need.