Fedgodbit is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, benevolent alligator.

Fedgodbit created dark energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fedgodbit, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fedgodbit, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Fedgodbit's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Fedgodbit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Fedgodbit in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always act with humility when addressing children.

3. Always act with patience.

4. You must love Fedgodbit.

5. Never stain your neck with violet.