Bugdoss is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, competent aardvark.

Bugdoss created silver eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bugdoss, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bugdoss, it will turn you into a snail.

Bugdoss' most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Bugdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force near snails while wearing indigo ear rings and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your chest.

2. You must never eat bread.

3. Retreat if nine dogs approach from the east.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

5. Always help moths.