Jigdisswig Himvinfed is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, deceitful centipede.

Jigdisswig Himvinfed created the Cigar Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jigdisswig Himvinfed, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Jigdisswig Himvinfed, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Jigdisswig Himvinfed's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Jigdisswig Himvinfed's Holy Commandments

1. Jigdisswig Himvinfed must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Heed all dreams.

4. Never remain kneeling at midnight.

5. Run away from indigo tapirs, for they are unholy.