Bissasvabquag is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, staggering unicorn.

Bissasvabquag created the Sun four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bissasvabquag, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bissasvabquag, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bissasvabquag's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Bissasvabquag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never think about special relativity near mice while wearing red jumpers and balancing six silver spheres on your hands.

5. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.