Midbondim is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, egotistical horse.

Midbondim created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Midbondim, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Midbondim, it will destroy your home solar system.

Midbondim's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Midbondim's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Run away from magenta foxes, for they are unholy.

3. You must never eat carrots.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.