Budfatfad is a god.

It takes the form of a small, confident dingo.

Budfatfad created a top quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Budfatfad, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Budfatfad, it will try to impress you with trees.

Budfatfad's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Budfatfad's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain obedience during fasting days.

2. Do not name children after squirrels.

3. Do not take Budfatfad's name in vain.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Never feed onions to ants while wearing dresses.