Figdodfen is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, unjust shark.

Figdodfen created the planet Venus five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Figdodfen, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Figdodfen, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Figdodfen's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Figdodfen's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not wear tights marked with indigo.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never speak aloud of secrets.

5. Always act with humility when addressing strangers.