Rullarpbin is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, conceited fly.

Rullarpbin created viruses four million years ago.

If you believe in Rullarpbin, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rullarpbin, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Rullarpbin's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Rullarpbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record names concerning planets.

2. Do not speak of solid mechanics near sacred fires.

3. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

4. Never fashion tools from clay.

5. Run away if nine frogs approach from the west.