Narlcinget is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, conceited snake.

Narlcinget created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narlcinget, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Narlcinget, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Narlcinget's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Narlcinget's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant red sculpture of Narlcinget in the centre of the settlement.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Narlcinget.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Never fashion tools from ash.