Legfumdot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, tiresome pigeon.

Legfumdot created Asia seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Legfumdot, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Legfumdot, she will strike you with lightening.

Legfumdot's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Legfumdot's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Legfumdot in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not consume carrots at dawn.

4. Never gather five rats in one place.

5. Do not resist order.