Nadgedkar is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, loving lizard.

Nadgedkar created energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nadgedkar, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nadgedkar, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Nadgedkar's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Nadgedkar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear blue clothing.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Nadgedkar loves great tits, so they must be honoured.