Ragxemdan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, two-faced duck.

Ragxemdan created an up quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragxemdan, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ragxemdan, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Ragxemdan's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Ragxemdan's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not study eukaryotes on holy days.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Heed all dreams.