Volcuss is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, caring tortoise.

Volcuss created a strange quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Volcuss, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Volcuss, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Volcuss' most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Volcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always share beans with strangers, but never with swans.

3. Do not travel during spring.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Volcuss.

5. Never speak at midnight.