Arfrawkim Watweezakgom is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, proud dingo.

Arfrawkim Watweezakgom created the Milkyway seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arfrawkim Watweezakgom, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Arfrawkim Watweezakgom, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Arfrawkim Watweezakgom's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Arfrawkim Watweezakgom's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain obedience during days of mourning.

2. Never adorn your legs with pink markings.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.

5. Never look in ponds.