Bogbossgig Cedjannan is a god.

He takes the form of a large, impressive finch.

Bogbossgig Cedjannan created carbon five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogbossgig Cedjannan, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bogbossgig Cedjannan, he will turn you into a sheep.

Bogbossgig Cedjannan's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Bogbossgig Cedjannan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never wear skirts.

5. Never eat tomatoes on fasting days.