Lunnurtpop is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, happy duck.

Lunnurtpop created the Black Eye Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunnurtpop, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Lunnurtpop, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Lunnurtpop's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Lunnurtpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never talk about fire.