Ditgudquart is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, humane unicorn.

Ditgudquart created the planet Saturn five billion years ago.

If you believe in Ditgudquart, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ditgudquart, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Ditgudquart's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Ditgudquart's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from clay.

2. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

3. Never record numbers.

4. Shun those given to cruelty.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching gold.