Fetortwab is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, pitiless shrew.

Fetortwab created parasitic wasps nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fetortwab, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fetortwab, she will turn you into a duck.

Fetortwab's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Fetortwab's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not wear indigo clothing.

3. Never fashion tools from bone.

4. Never think about spacetime.

5. Never look at asteroids.