Yimmeglen is a god.

It takes the form of a small, amazing troll.

Yimmeglen created life two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimmeglen, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Yimmeglen, it will cry a lot.

Yimmeglen's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Yimmeglen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.

2. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

3. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

4. Do not contemplate the weak nuclear force during the night.

5. Never talk about stars.