Zagcunyatthangedhakvog is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, overgenerous narwhal.

Zagcunyatthangedhakvog created silver eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zagcunyatthangedhakvog, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Zagcunyatthangedhakvog, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Zagcunyatthangedhakvog's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Zagcunyatthangedhakvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of special relativity near sacred fires.

2. Never write about electromagnetism.

3. Never chant while facing east.

4. You must love Zagcunyatthangedhakvog.

5. Never talk about bacteria.