Kadjoncun is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, passionate dolphin.

Kadjoncun created gold five million years ago.

If you believe in Kadjoncun, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kadjoncun, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Kadjoncun's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Kadjoncun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always look after injured ducks.

3. Never write about quantum gravity.

4. Never speak at midday.

5. Never sit in holy places.