Tonvabbab is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, able cobra.

Tonvabbab created humanity four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tonvabbab, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tonvabbab, he will make you grow a tail.

Tonvabbab's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Tonvabbab's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never cross crossroads at dusk.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.