Flownanbud is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, boastful chinchilla.

Flownanbud created the Virgo Supercluster two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flownanbud, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Flownanbud, he will turn you into a worm.

Flownanbud's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Flownanbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Do not contemplate fluid mechanics during the night.

3. Always count to eight before sleeping.

4. Do not count beyond six during ceremonies.

5. Do not covet oxen.