Pinpakbesttag is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, merciful camel.

Pinpakbesttag created the planet Mars seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pinpakbesttag, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pinpakbesttag, he will boil you in a big pot.

Pinpakbesttag's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Pinpakbesttag's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not record signs concerning galaxies.

3. Never record secrets.

4. Do not prepare tomatoes while wearing skirts.

5. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.