Bugbapbem is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, narcissistic mongoose.

Bugbapbem created viruses five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugbapbem, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bugbapbem, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bugbapbem's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Bugbapbem's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never wear skirts.

4. Do not prepare nuts while wearing boots.

5. Do not gather at towers at dusk.