Panwiptam Rulldossgetlib is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, prudent hummingbird.

Panwiptam Rulldossgetlib created parasitic wasps nine million years ago.

If you believe in Panwiptam Rulldossgetlib, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Panwiptam Rulldossgetlib, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Panwiptam Rulldossgetlib's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Panwiptam Rulldossgetlib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about pigs.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory near bats while wearing gray corsets and balancing six lead spheres on your feet.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Panwiptam Rulldossgetlib on top of all buildings.

4. Never remain prostrate at dusk.

5. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Panwiptam Rulldossgetlib in the centre of the settlement.