Sagzedfud is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, dishonourable lobster.

Sagzedfud created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sagzedfud, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sagzedfud, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Sagzedfud's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Sagzedfud's Holy Commandments

1. Sagzedfud loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

2. Always remove boots before touching platinum.

3. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

4. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.