Bessdotxin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, wise cat.

Bessdotxin created vertebrates nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bessdotxin, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bessdotxin, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bessdotxin's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bessdotxin's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bessdotxin.

2. Do not contemplate ultrasonics during the night.

3. Always act with purity when addressing elders.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not prepare wheat while wearing shorts.