Fassugveen is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, clever jackal.

Fassugveen created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fassugveen, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fassugveen, he will turn you into a tree.

Fassugveen's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Fassugveen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

3. Do not eat pineapples.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.