Cenyarlhigbif is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, unsympathetic cobra.

Cenyarlhigbif created snails nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cenyarlhigbif, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cenyarlhigbif, she will try to impress you with trees.

Cenyarlhigbif's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Cenyarlhigbif's Holy Commandments

1. Cenyarlhigbif loves goats, so they must be respected.

2. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

5. Pray only in darkness.