Pinbumlim is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, clever shark.

Pinbumlim created dark energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pinbumlim, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pinbumlim, she will manifest in front of you.

Pinbumlim's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Pinbumlim's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with humility when addressing children.

2. Always wash your feet before prayer.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Never speak the names of moons aloud.