Mab is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, boastful fish.

Mab created energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mab, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mab, he will remove you from existence.

Mab's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Mab's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of comets aloud.

2. Never think about ultrasonics near badgers while wearing red trousers and balancing six carbon spheres on your hands.

3. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

5. Do not drink alcohol.