Kikqueegtom is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, sapient dryad.

Kikqueegtom created a down quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kikqueegtom, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kikqueegtom, she will ignore you.

Kikqueegtom's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Kikqueegtom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from platinum.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Never approach mountains carrying ash.

4. Never adorn your chest with fawn markings.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.