Sogbestkin is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, astonishing alligator.

Sogbestkin created bats five million years ago.

If you believe in Sogbestkin, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sogbestkin, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Sogbestkin's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Sogbestkin's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. You must pray to Sogbestkin eight times a day.

4. Do not wear fawn clothing.

5. Do not study chromosomes on holy days.