Neltincub is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, kind swallow.

Neltincub created Europe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Neltincub, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Neltincub, he will not care at all.

Neltincub's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Neltincub's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Learn nine new languages a year.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Run away if four rats approach from the west.

5. Do not consume lemons at dawn.