Cimwatstik is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, resourceful alligator.

Cimwatstik created the solar system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cimwatstik, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cimwatstik, he will turn you into a snail.

Cimwatstik's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Cimwatstik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after badgers.

2. Never mix lentils with blood.

3. Always act with purity when addressing strangers.

4. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

5. Do not hurt bats.