Zagdudhiv is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, selfish warg.

Zagdudhiv created vertebrates three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zagdudhiv, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Zagdudhiv, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Zagdudhiv's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Zagdudhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention whales.

2. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not fashion tools from platinum.

4. Do not resist chaos.

5. Never fashion tools from bone.