Binquillcim is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, humorless chicken.

Binquillcim created a bottom quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Binquillcim, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Binquillcim, he will ignore you.

Binquillcim's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Binquillcim's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant green sculpture of Binquillcim in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never allow frogs to witness sacred rites.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never talk about nucleic acids.

5. Never allow swans to sleep beneath your roof.