Quillxuckzag is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, irritating raccoon.

Quillxuckzag created the planet Saturn three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quillxuckzag, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Quillxuckzag, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Quillxuckzag's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Quillxuckzag's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Quillxuckzag three times a day.

2. Never chant in winter.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not chop down trees.