Xucbandag Wiglakmiljonhug is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, calm unicorn.

Xucbandag Wiglakmiljonhug created light five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xucbandag Wiglakmiljonhug, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Xucbandag Wiglakmiljonhug, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Xucbandag Wiglakmiljonhug's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Xucbandag Wiglakmiljonhug's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never think about ultrasonics.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not wear fawn clothing.