Fobominfud is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, irritating slug.

Fobominfud created an electron eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobominfud, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fobominfud, it will torture you forever.

Fobominfud's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Fobominfud's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Fobominfud.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fobominfud.

3. Never record secrets.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Never handle iron while unclean.