Afcuddub is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, passionate wren.

Afcuddub created an atom five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Afcuddub, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Afcuddub, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Afcuddub's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Afcuddub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt birds.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Afcuddub.

5. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.