Febkabcudjonvonkhug is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, almighty dugong.

Febkabcudjonvonkhug created Europe four years ago.

If you believe in Febkabcudjonvonkhug, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Febkabcudjonvonkhug, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Febkabcudjonvonkhug's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Febkabcudjonvonkhug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at walls at midday.

2. Never hurt swans.

3. Never approach rivers carrying bone.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never gather three otters near doors.