Stanpopgon is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, grumpy dolphin.

Stanpopgon created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Stanpopgon, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Stanpopgon, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Stanpopgon's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Stanpopgon's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Stanpopgon.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never eat limes.

4. Always remove jumpers before entering holy places.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.