Mintamomt is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, annoying fairy.

Mintamomt created dark matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mintamomt, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mintamomt, she will come to you in dreams.

Mintamomt's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Mintamomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Always maintain patience during holy days.

3. Never talk about chromosomes.

4. Shun those given to cruelty.

5. Mintamomt loves turtles, so they must be respected.