Dag is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, effective bear.

Dag created the Andromeda Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dag, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dag, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Dag's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Dag's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

2. Never travel toward the south during summer.

3. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Dag in the centre of the settlement.

4. Hide from black hamsters for they are unholy.

5. Fast once a month.