Linkipleg is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, dishonourable parrot.

Linkipleg created a quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Linkipleg, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Linkipleg, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Linkipleg's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Linkipleg's Holy Commandments

1. Always help voles in need.

2. Never prepare figs during autumn.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never gather three badgers near towers.