Zigbotbonk is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, fast armadillo.

Zigbotbonk created the Milkyway two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zigbotbonk, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Zigbotbonk, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Zigbotbonk's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Zigbotbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick geese.

2. Never handle nickel while unclean.

3. Never speak at midday.

4. Do not wear titanium on your body.

5. Do not make images of living things.