Botkantip is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, sage toad.

Botkantip created the Virgo Supercluster seven million years ago.

If you believe in Botkantip, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Botkantip, it will curse you with boils.

Botkantip's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Botkantip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from silver.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

3. Never adorn your chest with green markings.

4. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.