Rullfedbus is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, passionate cobra.

Rullfedbus created viruses eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Rullfedbus, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rullfedbus, he will turn you into a goat.

Rullfedbus' most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Rullfedbus' Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Hide from purple eagles for they are unholy.

3. Heed all visions.

4. Never handle nickel while unclean.

5. Never feed turnips to sheep while wearing coats.