Midbonkdad is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, weak dugong.

Midbonkdad created the universe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Midbonkdad, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Midbonkdad, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Midbonkdad's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Midbonkdad's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six rats approach from the south.

2. You must love Midbonkdad.

3. Put Midbonkdad first in all things.

4. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

5. Do not stand on grass.